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    Well hey there,

    Tell me what's on your mind:

    Ok cool. Now give me some deets:

    Where will this magic happen?

    on /around

    Anything else you feel like I should know (specific details, what you're thinking, favorite kind of pizza, etc)?

    Would you like me to include travel rate/info (outside of Seattle, WA)?

    Lastly, I'll be needing your preferred (or most embarrassing) email so I can bombard you with pointless emails that will fill up your inbox and have absolutely nothing to do with what you're inquiring about.
    (I'm kidding. This is so I can respond. I don't spam.)